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Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Be Free to Eat More Garbage

Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Be Free to Eat More Garbage
President D.J. Trump reportedly subsists on a diet almost exclusively composed of fat, salt, white bread, and sugar, and his administration seems to think you should, too. On Thursday, the U.S. Department of Agriculture unveiled new guidelines that will promote a wider range of presidentially approved options. White…More »


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