The following is in fact, fake news political satire
It was discovered today that Donald Trump actually owns Fox News in a transaction said to be facilitated by Michael Cohen.
this would explain the sycophantic slant on all reporting out of the network.
Overheard in a cafe near the studio, a key grip operated reported hearing, “Dude, isn’t everyone here at Fox News repressed my Michael Cohen?”. This was soon followed by, “no, the chicks that claim sexual harassment gave to seek outside council”
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