I Ordered the ‘Bread-Sliced’ Bagels

I Ordered the ‘Bread-Sliced’ Bagels
When the internet learned of “bread-sliced” bagels — supposedly a “St. Louis secret” — the reaction was swift, definitive, and overwhelming: NO THANKS. Bagels, when sliced horizontally, are fine just as they are, the world decided, and these vertical cuts, breaking individual bagels up into dozens of slices, were just…More »