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Kranch Arrives in Stores, and America Teeters on the Brink

Kranch Arrives in Stores, and America Teeters on the Brink
This week, for reasons not entirely clear, Heinz released something called Kranch. It may sound like the name of a child-gobbling monster from a German fairy tale, but in actuality Kranch is a similarly unholy premade mix of ketchup and ranch. Here’s the thing about Kranch: It’s an awful…More »


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